it always come down to pledge week doesn’t it? you’re enjoying mutual of omaha on pbs, a lion is massacring a gazelle when they cut in & ask you to give them money for an ugly tote bag. well, i too must interrupt your regularly scheduled blog-gram for this important message. i ain’t having a telethon to ask you for money, but i am asking for your e-support. while i am so grateful to you, my facebook following, because you guys have given me major support & fabulous feedback (you all must have known i don’t handle constructive criticism very constructively), and i am beyond honored to entertain you, i need to branch out & see other followers too. nothing personal dahlings, it’s all business. so all i ask is that you sign up to follow me on the rss feed. you know, subscribe. why you ask? well, 4 reasons:
1. word of mouth will help my fan base grow: perhaps you send your pals the link to sign up & they send it to their friends & so on & so on. like that cheesy fabrege organics commercial from 1976. remember it? at the very least we will all have great hair…
2. if i am ever going to take this thing hollywood (or anywhere outside of my sad little pre-divorce dorm room), i am going to need a respectable following beyond my dear college pals & my aunt shel.
3. my ego is fragile & needs you to.
4. it’s anonymous and only a minor inconvenience like flossing.
so for less than it costs to feed a child in zimbabwe, or buy a cup of fair trade coffee, you can support a fledgling blogger & continue to enjoy outstanding blog-gramming like: my rack & i, the adventures of CT, i was married to a mental patient, & more. plus, you can say you were there when it all began. because, gosh darnnit, people like me & single with vodka: good girl gone bad is going places baby! come along for the ride. i haven’t even scratched my bloggering surface yet…
so check out those cute lil’ links across from here that say “rss feed,” and “register” & please just do whatever annoying things they ask of you & eventually i will have a real fabulous website that won’t be such a pita which, is in the beginning phases of construction. every time you visit, something will probably have changed until i feel like it’s just right. my blog and i are moving on to bigger & better, just like in my life…
thanking you very much in advance!
xoxo,
your sueness
